March 2012
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alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt:
alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt:
alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: When…
real, unlike the weather in Wyoming
every time you deny the existence of Wyoming a cowboy dies
you can’t honestly tell me that’s a real place
only the south-eastern quarter
does Wyoming have...
alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt:
alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: When…
real, unlike the weather in Wyoming
every time you deny the existence of Wyoming a cowboy dies
you can’t honestly tell me that’s a real place
only the south-eastern quarter
does Wyoming have creatures of humanoid appearance
alecofkerry:
franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: franklindelanoroosevelt replied to your post: When…
real, unlike the weather in Wyoming
every time you deny the existence of Wyoming a cowboy dies
you can’t honestly tell me that’s a real place
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“My favorite thing about Roy Halladay is his work ethic and that look in his eyes when he gets mad.”
I will climb all over you
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is doing the dishes and the water is too hot
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It’s like all the teen angst I’d been saving up since last June just hit me in the span of two hours.
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I flirted with the hot intern but that didn’t make it okay.
“How are your classes?”
What I wanted to say: “Dear fucking Lord I have loved you for so long tell me you broke up with her and that you love me and Jesus Christ your smile it kills me.”
What I did say: “Oh, pretty tough. But good.”
February 2012
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so apparently there are nine active American colleges considered “colonial colleges” because they were around before the United States became a country
this list is the end all be all of my college options
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partypropagandaprofessional:
Today I saw a white girl who had a tattoo that read “Veni Vidi Vici” next to a dreamcatcher tattoo and I thought, wow, rarely do appropriative white people have that much self awareness of their cultural imperialism.
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being a depraved 15-year-old is way harder than being a depraved 14-year-old
sly dig @ Lucy
stylesindeniall liked this
Make a list of your favorite Community quotes and I will put all the ones I can find on a shirt next week just do it.
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Fucking copyright laws, man. I ain’t gonna be part of a system that makes me pay $20+ for a shirt that says “Greendale Community College” and nothing else.
My dash is stuck in an infinitely repeating time loop I have no choice but to stab myself and/or my computer see you on the other side
smithson-utivich:
why i hate people who listen to tyler the creator
you take him seriously
you think he is good
you think he is good
you think he is good
you think saying faggot in every song is ground breaking
you think he is good
you defend him every time someone says he is bad
you think he is good
I just ranted to my dad about Rick Santorum
Rick Santorum: bringing diehard commie liberals and reluctant libertarians together since ‘95
joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
jurgenklinsmann said: ugh alexander hamilton is my...
you understand me so well
seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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stumblinghearts said: ANDREW JACKSON WAS THE BEST...
if you do/did the homework for today
you should understand
my pet peeve is Presidents who do not understand the economy
fo real
jurgenklinsmann said: ugh me too i hated andrew...
I know it’s like what the fuck is wrong with you all you can do is lead an army which is all well and good except oh wait you’re the President of the fucking United States
and ugh he just threw the economy into the toilet because he hated paper money and he thought the Bank of the United States was aristocratic and shit when it was actually the only thing holding America together and...
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guess who hates Andrew Jackson
me
I hate Andrew Jackson
he’s like the Rick Santorum of 1830 except if Rick Santorum was much tougher and liked to duel and kill Indians
worst fucking President
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Best Picture: Moneyball
Best Adapted Screenplay: Moneyball
Best Sound Mixing: Moneyball
Best Film Editing: Moneyball
Best Animated Short Film: Moneyball
Best Documentary Feature: Moneyball
Best Foreign Language Film: Moneyball
I bet if we told the Academy that Bennett Miller was Iranian then maybe Moneyball could’ve bagged Foreign Film I mean it was worth a shot
taylorcowans:
moneyball
Me at 12: Sex is a petty distraction for the small-minded. Pursuits of the intellect are nobler and frankly far more productive. Mind over matter.
Me now: GOSH i rlly love BUTTS
no why didn’t he talk
JIM FUCKING RASH EVERYONE
idiotblogger:
The disney channel original movie Wendy Wu Home Coming Warrior should win best picture
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
Hugot this in the bag
Well shit Titanic in the theaters
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via eatdirt)
I just love Kenneth Branagh okay
ahhhh Jonah Hill